Friday, April 16, 2010

My weekly column

Macho men can like birds, too

3 comments:

Charles said...

I've got a bluebird box and a humingbird feeder outside my window. I used to love to sit on the porch and watch the bird every spring and summer. But last year, we got new neighbors who have cats. I noticed them hanging around the tree last year and pretty soon we didn't have any birds. This year, so far, the birds haven't returned, having apparently found some place safer to next.

Anonymous said...

I’m a great big hunk of super masculine male, oozing machismo like an overweight boxer oozes sweat.

Maybe I’m a little overly sensitive...

As I said before, I’m a great big hunk of super masculine male, oozing machismo like a desperate American actor in an early 1960s Italian gladiator movie.

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I don’t want people thinking of me as a Mr. Jane Hathaway.

As I said before, I’m a great big hunk of super masculine male, oozing machismo like a kamikaze pilot at takeoff oozes sake.

And I’ll claw at the eyes...

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Sometimes I worry about that Espy kid. Sometimes I worry about him a lot.

*grin*

Jimmy Espy said...

Sounds like you need a big dog to eat the cats. Then the birds will come back. That's the Chicago way.