Saturday, October 11, 2008

The ESPN Idiot Files

Still wondering why Brett Favre decided to play again? Apparently some words of wisdom from Stuart Scott made the difference. Idiot Stu, who ran into Favre at the ESPYs, suggested to him that he "make the decision that works best for your family."
Enlightened by this new way of looking at his quandary, Favre made his decision, much to the dismay of the Arizona secondary.
Another poor fool who actually wrote Stu at his ESPN The Pretentious Magazine site asked if his new "And ... here ... we ... go" catchphrase came from the Batman movie. You think? Stu admitted it did and said he had "mad respect" for Heath Ledger's performance, which he rates as one of the five best acting performances he's seen.
This may well be true because Stu probably thinks Othello is something you smear on a sandwich.
I'd love to hear the Idiot's other four favorite performances but I'm betting at least one of them is Brett Favre's terrific work in "Something About Mary," which the then Green Bay signal caller wavered about doing until Stu gave him the nudge.
Thanks Stu for all you do.
You big ESPN idiot.

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